What's that smell?

My mum complains almost every single day that my dog stinks. She keeps saying this after his bath: "He just took a bath and why is he still so smelly?"

-__-;;

To me...he just smells like wet dog. When he's dry, its eau de Baileys.

Anyways, just to appease my mum's finer sense of smell, I have sprayed Baileys with my Elizabeth Arden Green Tea (refreshing) and then some of my Bvlgari perfume, which I think smells better on him than on me. Haha...

Btw, I do NOT encourage you to spray human perfume on your pets. It might irritate their skin. However, I do spray the perfume on my hands before rubbing it on Baileys. Another thing that I do is to spray a mist about 20cm away from him. You can get special cologne meant for dogs...but I hate the smell of most of them. Anyway...those were 2 unique incidents. I don't do this all the time.